sexhaver:

avantgardejazz:

what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die

isn’t that all anyone ever does, really

littlemedievalbitch:

evary cat is a little celebrity 2 me

cybercrimer:

*butler hands me a wax-sealed envelopè* your callout post, sir

abirdkeeper:

solluxismsnowaifu:

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

goob3rto:

tom–hiddlestonn:

Me watching the funney little way my cat drinks water

dreamsmp3:

vodni:

zaynmalikeatsass:

i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam

he only got two eyes

every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.

railroadsoftware:

a lot of people (cowards) don’t like mint ice cream. i’m not one of them

scprincess:

solidsnake:

im so glad yall are done talking about that white twink from detroit

his name is eminem

pom-seedss:

sunclean:

i could be an animal crossing villager! i’m round. i wear the same shirt every day. and i am easily befriended when the other party does anything nice for me

I only have about a dozen things to talk about that I cycle back and forth from but I am always super supportive and happy to see you!

prettykikimora:

Girls is it wrong to just go hog wild? To just start swinging your arms like a banshee? To just be indiscriminately violent at the local Applebees?

trashboat:

trashboat:

one time i pulled into Popeyes and when they asked for my order i completely forgot what I was going to get and just said “12 biscuits” which was slightly unnerving because my conscious mind was certainly not in control

i was actually given the chance for redemption when they told me they only had 8 biscuits and even then i fucking told them i’d wait for them to make more

becketted:

A character of color sacrificing themselves to save white characters is AS DAMAGING a fictional trope as Bury Your Gays and i’m tired of fellow queer people pretending otherwise

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

like im a loser but im cooler and sexier than all of you

people on this site are out here making headcanons about the founding fathers’ sexualities and writing essay-length callout posts over shipping drama. me??? i’m just a dumbass who minds my own business and i honestly think that’s very sexy of me

(Source: hexglyphs)